Tunage

Take a copy to go! Word Police Thank you word police, again my savior from, the depths of great evils, like confusing some. Spelling has become a great estimation, as we all know, that train has left the station. Oh, won’t you save us from our own demise, Apostrophes, commas, the ultimate of spies. The…

Take a copy to go! Heinous Anus Heinous Anus, always on a tear Spreading his venom, doesn’t really care He jumps on your case with words so cold With every hateful post, his heart grows old Heinous Anus, why you gotta be so mean Your bitter words, the cruelest I’ve seen Heinous Anus, always on…

Take a copy to go! Rebel Rise Waking up to another day, feeling the weight of the system’s sway, Red tape everywhere, tying me down, drowning in a sea of brown. Medical bills stacking high, insurance companies telling me why, I’m just a number in their game, fighting for my rights, it’s a shame. Passports…

Take a copy to go! Just Confused I woke up this morning with a thought in my head “Am I thinking clearly?” is what I said Then I started wondering if that was true But I’m not quite certain what to do I’m not sure, no I’m not sure (Not sure at all!) I’m not…

Take a copy to go! Lickity Stick Lickity stick, it’s a tricky little bit Sweet on the outside, makes ya grind your grit. Twirlin’ and twistin’, yeah, it’s hard to resist One little taste and you’ll get the gist Lick it slow, or lick it fast Once you start, it’s hard to last Drippin’ sugar,…

Take a copy to go! Wake N’Bake Woke up in the morning, it’s time to start the day, Grab my favorite herb, it’s my wake and bake way. I light up, take a hit, feel the good vibes flow, Puffin’ on a joint, let my worries go. We roll one up, it’s a ritual we…

Take a copy to go! Off The Rails Sometimes I wonder if I’m okay When I talk to my plants every day And name all my socks alphabetically My friends look at me skeptically Am I losing it? Just a bit? Having what they call a fit? ‘Cause lately I’ve been feeling strange Like my…

Take a copy to go! 3 Toed Tree Toad From a well-known English tongue twister.  Author unknown. A tree toad loved a she-toad, Who lived up in a tree. He was a three-toed tree toad, But a two-toed toad was she. The three-toed tree toad tried to win, The two-toed she-toad’s heart, For the three-toed tree…