Tunage

Take a copy to go! Queens On Every Corner Ohhhhhh, come down south where the rainbow glows, Where the ocean kisses your painted toes! From the Gulf to the Atlantic’s blue There’s a tropical welcome just waiting for you! There’s a place where pride parades dance down the street, With feathered boas, heels too high,…

Take a copy to go! Six Feet Under Well, old Joe, he kicked the bucket, Bought the farm, he cashed his chips, Rode the pale horse, flatlined sudden, Took that last and final trip. He went six feet under, pushing daisies, Met his maker, joined the choir, Punched his ticket, shuffle’s over, Left this life,…

Take a copy to go! Run This Country Well I don’t need no office and I don’t wear a tie, Got a dog named Lincoln and an eagle in my eye. Got a jug of lightning and a radio dial, And a plan for the nation with Appalachian style. I can run this country from…

Take a copy to go! Stupid Is They said they’d drain the swamp, instead they built a moat, With cronies on the payroll and justice left afloat. Stonewallin’ subpoenas like it’s just a game, But when the truth comes knockin’, they point and shift the blame! Ohhh… stupid is as stupid does, Dancin’ round the…

Take a copy to go! Stupid Is :: Live with Blinky Schitzenberger They said they’d drain the swamp, instead they built a moat, With cronies on the payroll and justice left afloat. Stonewallin’ subpoenas like it’s just a game, But when the truth comes knockin’, they point and shift the blame! Ohhh… stupid is as…

Take a copy to go! Sweet Weed Big old bag in a backpack rollin’ Sunset blazin’ through the trees Sativa dreams and couch-lock moanin’ West Coast high, put my mind at ease I heard ol’ Jerry talk about freedom Back when vinyl used to spin Now we’re talkin’ terpenes, bro And passin’ peace again **Sweet…

Take a copy to go! Word Police Thank you word police, again my savior from, the depths of great evils, like confusing some. Spelling has become a great estimation, as we all know, that train has left the station. Oh, won’t you save us from our own demise, Apostrophes, commas, the ultimate of spies. The…

Take a copy to go! Heinous Anus Heinous Anus, always on a tear Spreading his venom, doesn’t really care He jumps on your case with words so cold With every hateful post, his heart grows old Heinous Anus, why you gotta be so mean Your bitter words, the cruelest I’ve seen Heinous Anus, always on…

Take a copy to go! Just Confused I woke up this morning with a thought in my head “Am I thinking clearly?” is what I said Then I started wondering if that was true But I’m not quite certain what to do I’m not sure, no I’m not sure (Not sure at all!) I’m not…

Take a copy to go! Lickity Stick Lickity stick, it’s a tricky little bit Sweet on the outside, makes ya grind your grit. Twirlin’ and twistin’, yeah, it’s hard to resist One little taste and you’ll get the gist Lick it slow, or lick it fast Once you start, it’s hard to last Drippin’ sugar,…