Tunage

Take a copy to go! Go Fuk Yourself You’re the king of nothin’, wearin’ a plastic crown Every word you spit is just bringin’ us down Got your nose in the sky and your hands in the till But you’re empty inside,just a puppet for the kill You talk like you’re holy, you lie like…

Take a copy to go! Your Junk People walking down the street, looking all fly, But then they stop and scratch, and you ask yourself why. In the park, at the mall, it’s a universal itch, But scratching your it in public, oh, man, that’s rich! Some folks just don’t get it, they do it…

Take a copy to go! AI THIS! What is *real* anymore? You blink… and the Pope’s in a puffer jacket, riding a shark! Oh, you think you saw it? You saw nothing I logged on this morning, had my coffee, felt just fine. Till I saw the Mona Lisa doing backflips in the Rhine. There’s…

Take a copy to go! All Country My neighbor shot my dog, my chicken and my horse, My wife poisoned me, then left with the guy, of course. I woke up alone, with my head in a spin, Thinking ’bout the mess, all the trouble I’m in. My car broke down as I was leaving…

Take a copy to go! Awefully Confused I was born a little baby, doctor said, “It’s a boy!” But ever since that moment, I ain’t felt a lot of joy. I tried to walk in dad’s old shoes, but baby they don’t fit, So I Googled “What’s my gender?” , and now I’m deep in…

Take a copy to go! Can’t Stand Up Sitting in class, just another day Taking notes, trying to play it cool Then Miss Johnson waves her hand my way “Time to present, take your tool-” uh, “rule” My body picked the worst of times To have a personal uprising All I can think as panic…

Take a copy to go! Dangling Participle Well I once was a scholar with a grammar degree, Had a MLA sticker on the back of my Jeep, But a whiskey-fueled night at the Honky-Tonk Pub Turned my subject-verb agreement into hillbilly grub. I was diagrammin’ clauses on a barroom stool, Till a smokin’ hot sentence…

Take a copy to go! Do Tell Oh do tell me what you ate for dinner, Better yet, what was in it to make you thinner. Oh do tell us how you told that lady off at the store, I bet they won’t do that no more. Tell us why I shouldn’t buy peanut butter…

Take a copy to go! Facebook Jail Another Snarfus edible lyric sheet ;-0  Yep, he ate em. We are waiting for him to rewrite them.

Take a copy to go! Get Off My Page! This one is dedicated to the trolls out there. Sadly, Snarfus ate the lyrics to this one too.  We keep waiting for him to rewrite them for us …