Stupid Is: Original Release

They said they’d drain the swamp, instead they built a moat,
With cronies on the payroll and justice left afloat.
Stonewallin’ subpoenas like it's just a game,
But when the truth comes knockin’, they point and shift the blame!

Ohhh… stupid is as stupid does,
Dancin’ round the law just because!
Stackin’ courts, ignorin’ facts,
Signing deals behind our backs.
Oy, the chutzpah! What a buzz—
Stupid is as stupid does!

Misusing Air Force One like it’s Uber on demand,
Campaigning on our dime—don’t you understand?
Documents mishandled, locked behind the door,
But if your name ain’t friendly, it’s jail forevermore!

Ohhh… stupid is as stupid does,
No respect for what *was* or *was*.
Trading secrets, tweets for spins,
Profits up while honor thins.
Truth’s not what this circus loves—
Stupid is as stupid does!

Watchdogs bark but they don’t bite,
Ethics offices out of sight.
Impeachments come, acquittals fast,
But every stain is built to last.

Ohhh… stupid is as stupid does,
You can’t fix dumb with PR fuzz.
History has eyes that see,
Who broke the locks and lost the key.
Dance it loud, no time to pause—
Stupid is as stupid does!