Do Tell

Oh do tell me what you ate for dinner,
Better yet, what was in it to make you thinner.
Oh do tell us how you told that lady off at the store,
I bet they won't do that no more.

Tell us why I shouldn't buy peanut butter from Chunk Masters,
Or why we shouldn't trust Saint Thomas's Pastor.
How about what Kathy did at the school play?
Or what you hear Paul's doctor say.

We are all hanging by a thread,
for you to spill the beans,
We can't wait a second longer,
to hear of all your daily scenes.

What's the latest Bingo gossip?
Give me your best advice.
As soon as you hear it, pass it,
Post it somewhere twice.

Oh please, enlighten me with your cat's new trick,
Or how you chose that shirt, it must have been quick.
Tell us about your neighbor's suspicious date,
I swear, the world simply can't wait.

Share the drama, share the flair,
Give us the every scoop, don't miss a fact.
give us every detail, every bit,
Your life's a show,and we're all in it.

We are all hanging by a thread,
for you to spill the beans,
We can't wait a second longer,
to hear of all your daily scenes.

What's the latest Bingo gossip?
Give us your best advice.
As soon as you hear it, pass it,
Post it somewhere twice.

Oh yes, your tales are what we live for,
Your anecdotes, so bold and bizzare.
Without your stories, where would we be?
In a world lacking your life's decree.