Tunage

Take a copy to go! Grateful Dead’s Number 1 Fan Jack from Wisconsin by way of New Jersey With a Nikon in hand and a soul never hurried Born with rhythm, raised on reels He’s got miles on his mind and tape on his heels He ain’t just watchin’, he’s *witnessin’* time With a Jewish…

Take a copy to go! Master Beta File He’s got sixteen screens, six keyboards lit, A gaming chair that don’t quite fit. Sips black coffee through a straw, Coded nightmares, system law. Firewall up, VPN on, Testing code till break of dawn. “It’s not broken,it’s avant-garde,” Then rage-quits Chrome, reboots hard. It’s the master beta…

Take a copy to go! Meow, Baby Snarfus ate the lyrics to this one, and we’re waiting for him to re-write them for us.

Take a copy to go! On The Internet They said the world was flat last night, A secret base on the dark side of light. Your neighbor’s cat’s a government spy, And Elvis never really did die. Truth or fiction, don’t forget, Click that link, and place your bet. There’s a cure for cancer by…

Take a copy to go! Queens On Every Corner Ohhhhhh, come down south where the rainbow glows, Where the ocean kisses your painted toes! From the Gulf to the Atlantic’s blue There’s a tropical welcome just waiting for you! There’s a place where pride parades dance down the street, With feathered boas, heels too high,…

Take a copy to go! Six Feet Under Well, old Joe, he kicked the bucket, Bought the farm, he cashed his chips, Rode the pale horse, flatlined sudden, Took that last and final trip. He went six feet under, pushing daisies, Met his maker, joined the choir, Punched his ticket, shuffle’s over, Left this life,…

Take a copy to go! Run This Country Well I don’t need no office and I don’t wear a tie, Got a dog named Lincoln and an eagle in my eye. Got a jug of lightning and a radio dial, And a plan for the nation with Appalachian style. I can run this country from…

Take a copy to go! Stupid Is They said they’d drain the swamp, instead they built a moat, With cronies on the payroll and justice left afloat. Stonewallin’ subpoenas like it’s just a game, But when the truth comes knockin’, they point and shift the blame! Ohhh… stupid is as stupid does, Dancin’ round the…

Take a copy to go! Stupid Is :: Live with Blinky Schitzenberger They said they’d drain the swamp, instead they built a moat, With cronies on the payroll and justice left afloat. Stonewallin’ subpoenas like it’s just a game, But when the truth comes knockin’, they point and shift the blame! Ohhh… stupid is as…

Take a copy to go! Sweet Weed Big old bag in a backpack rollin’ Sunset blazin’ through the trees Sativa dreams and couch-lock moanin’ West Coast high, put my mind at ease I heard ol’ Jerry talk about freedom Back when vinyl used to spin Now we’re talkin’ terpenes, bro And passin’ peace again **Sweet…