FILE 011: "Gregorian Trap"
Genre: Sacred Bass Trap / Chantwave
Band: The Illuminated Order
Date of Release: Q1 2022
Certification: Banned from Abbey Road
The Genius: The Holy Sub-Bass
Snarfus synthesized the primary 808 kick drum entirely from the sound of a **medieval church bell ringing backward**, tuning the fundamental frequency to a sub-audible 30 Hz. He then used a proprietary phase alignment technique to stack nine layers of the monks' vocal performance, achieving a chorus effect that was mathematically perfect, resulting in a wall of sound so dense it required a **custom-designed limiter** to prevent speaker failure. The texture was both historically reverent and physically devastating.
The Moron: The Vow of Silence Protocol
To preserve the spiritual integrity of the Gregorian chants, Snarfus forced the three guest monks to maintain a **vow of complete silence** for the entire two-week duration of the session, even when they weren't recording. All communication, including requests for water or bathroom breaks, had to be conveyed through written notes passed through a soundproof airlock. The session ended prematurely when one monk, fed up with the process, started shouting about an improperly mic'd hi-hat, leading to the immediate banning of the entire production crew from the prestigious Abbey Road studio.