AI THIS!

What is *real* anymore?
You blink… and the Pope’s in a puffer jacket, riding a shark!
Oh, you think you saw it?
You saw nothing

I logged on this morning, had my coffee, felt just fine.
Till I saw the Mona Lisa doing backflips in the Rhine.
There’s a wizard on the subway,
And a tiger making tea…
All pAInted *perfectly*,
By a mind that isn’t *me*!

They’re coding up emotions,
And feeding in my face,
Now there’s twenty clones of *me*
Performing Shakespeare in deep space!

A I painting pictures of impossible crazy scenes,
Generating video of things never really seen.
It's hard enough to trust our eyes, it seems it's hit or miss,
With bullshit everywhere I turn, I say you can “A I THIS!”

The ads know when I’m lonely,
My toaster knows my type.
The fridge just texted,
“Buy more milk!” ,
And somehow that felt… trite.

They’re faking every headline,
Spinning every view,
Now Grandma thinks the moon’s made up,
And Elvis runs a zoo!

What’s real, what’s fake, what’s left to trust?
Are we code or just cosmic dust?
The truth’s become a carousel,
I can’t tell what’s heaven or what’s hell…

A I painting pictures of impossible crazy scenes,
Generating video of things never really seen.
They’ve cloned the world and all its tricks, with algorithms' kiss,
But I’ve got something better still... so honey, A I THIS!

A I THIS! (BAM!)
A I THAT! (KAZAAM!)
Your deepfake drama’s fallin' flat!
I'll write my song, I’ll take my stand,
And be the glitch they never planned!

So while they spoof the world to bits,
We’ll call their bluff and throw our wits,
'Cause nothing beats a mind that fits…
To proudly shout: A I THIS!