On The Internet

They said the world was flat last night,
A secret base on the dark side of light.
Your neighbor’s cat’s a government spy,
And Elvis never really did die.

Truth or fiction, don’t forget,
Click that link, and place your bet.

There’s a cure for cancer by a monk.
And deodorant that’s made by a skunk.
I’d say that info is a damn safe bet,
’Cause I read it on the Internet.

They say a band of aliens run the show,
And Bigfoot’s working down at the Texaco.
Your horoscope says you’ll rule the world,
If you buy that crystal from surfer girl.

Half is lies, the rest is true,
If it’s online, it’s made for you.

There’s a cure for cancer by a monk.
And deodorant that’s made by a skunk.
I’d say that info is a damn safe bet,
’Cause I read it on the Internet.

One click, two click, down the hole we go,
The louder they type, the more that we know.
Don’t need no proof, don’t have regret,
cause I saw it myself on the Internet.

There’s a cure for cancer by a monk.
And deodorant that’s made by a skunk.
I’d say that info is a damn safe bet,
’Cause I read it on the Internet.