Off The Rails

Sometimes I wonder if I'm okay
When I talk to my plants every day
And name all my socks alphabetically
My friends look at me skeptically
Am I losing it? Just a bit?
Having what they call a fit?
'Cause lately I've been feeling strange
Like my brain needs a rearrange

(Is she losing it?)
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not
(Has she lost her mind?)
I'm connecting dots that connect to dots!

Am I bonkers? Am I loony? Am I absolutely nuts?
(She's gone cuckoo, totally wacko!)
Am I batty? Am I daffy? Did I lose my precious marbles?
(Off the rails, she's off the rails!)
But hey - what if being crazy is exactly what I wanna be?
(She's losing it completely!)

I sorted my M&Ms by prime numbers
Talked to squirrels about my slumbers
Made a hat from my spaghetti
My therapist ain't ready!
Changed my ringtone to chicken sounds
Paint my ceiling upside down
Is this what they mean by unhinged?
'Cause my reality has binged!

(She's going mental!)
Watch me embrace my zaniness
(Totally mental!)
Living life in randomness!

Am I bonkers? Am I loony? Am I absolutely nuts?
(She's gone cuckoo, totally wacko!)
Am I batty? Am I daffy? Did I lose my precious marbles?
(Off the rails, she's off the rails!)
But hey - what if being crazy is exactly what I wanna be?
(She's losing it completely!)

They say I'm deranged, unbalanced, insane
But I'm just vibing in my own fast lane
Call me mad, call me wild
My chaos has got me styled!

Yes I'm bonkers! Yes I'm loony! Yes I'm absolutely nuts!
(She's gone cuckoo, totally wacko!)
I'm so batty! I'm so daffy! Lost my marbles, what's the fuss?
(Off the rails, she's off the rails!)
Being crazy is exactly who I'm meant to be!
(She's lost it permanently!)
And I LOVE IT!