Snarfus Ding's Disaster Blueprint Generator

Ding's Disaster

The Signature Blueprint Generator

Uncover the secret, catastrophic production chain Snarfus is currently using. Select your parameters below and generate a blurb destined for industry ridicule and viral glory. **NO REFUNDS. NO REVERB.**

1. The Genre Trap

2. The Genius Protocol

3. The Moron Mandate

Your Catastrophe Blueprint:

Select your options and click the button to see the chaos unfold.